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Tuesday, October 11th, 2011
8:39 pm
RIP Malkavian Jones.
3/10/1993 - 11/10/2011
Friday, April 22nd, 2011
8:58 am
*gasp*
Can anybody tell me what cuddles are like? I've forgotten :(

Current Mood: unloved
Monday, January 24th, 2011
8:21 am
I do not approve of all this wet.

Current Mood: damp
Sunday, January 23rd, 2011
10:00 pm
I approve of all these sunny summer days.

Current Mood: fat
Sunday, June 20th, 2010
1:27 am
Boo!
I hate football. Mum won't keep still.

Current Mood: disturbed
Wednesday, January 6th, 2010
8:30 pm
I am clever!
I caught a mouse!

Current Mood: accomplished
Tuesday, April 1st, 2008
7:41 pm
My Mum hates me
Just in case you were wondering, MY MUM HATES ME! She locked me outside for about 27 years this afternoon so that she could go drinking. It was snowing! And there was a heatwave! And there were wolved in the back garden! And food thieves! I should report her to the DHS.

Current Mood: unloved
Wednesday, May 16th, 2007
6:12 pm
Change is bad
I don't approve of this new job. I liked it when I had a stay-at-home Mum.

Current Mood: sooky
Thursday, September 21st, 2006
7:04 pm
Settling in
That's one hallway rug that won't be giving me anymore funny looks. Oooh yeh.

Current Mood: triumphant
Monday, September 11th, 2006
7:21 am
New house. Hmmm ...
Just had my first adventure outside but Mum only let me stay out for 10 minutes then got me to come in for breakfast - which still has not appeared! Evil, scheming mother. Still not sure about this place. Will report once I've located at least one place worth sleeping in.

Current Mood: uncertain
Friday, May 26th, 2006
4:28 pm
Feeeed meeeeee!!!!!!!
Is it dinner time yet?

Current Mood: dying of hunger
Wednesday, January 11th, 2006
10:12 am
Argh!
It was raining out the back so I waited for Mum to wake up and got her to open the Adventure Door for me - but it's raining out there as well! Is there anywhere it's not raining?

Current Mood: damp
Saturday, October 29th, 2005
11:10 pm
Because Mum won't do it
OK, I'm not the greatest web writer in the world but, y'know, I'm pretty damn good for a cat. Anyway, this is Mum and her friends at Kate's Halloween party!
Thursday, September 29th, 2005
6:11 pm
Wishful thinking
I sometimes wish Mum would cut it out with the babytalk. I mean, seriously, "Climb on board the Mummy Express to Sleepytown"? I'm going to be 12 on Monday, I'm not a kitten anymore! It's not even as if she knows the way to Sleepytown anyway. She tosses and turns half the night. Sleeping on top of that woman is like trying to sleep on a mechanical bull. Oh, and if she comes out into the garden and calls me "Baby boy" in front of the whole neighbourhood again I'm going to scream!

Current Mood: humph
Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005
10:32 pm
Victory!
Aha! My old nemesis, the-mysterious-thing-under-the-bedclothes, returned tonight. But I was swift and lithe and I defeated it once again. The bed is safe to sleep in and Mum need fear no more - for now.

Current Mood: brave
Friday, July 29th, 2005
5:53 pm
Who's the most beautiful?
I am!Collapse )

Current Mood: picturesque
Tuesday, May 17th, 2005
11:49 pm
Vindication
Mr T says (according to IMDB) "Any man who don't love his mumma can't be no friend of mine." So I shall continue to be as sooky as I damn well like.

Current Mood: justified
Sunday, May 8th, 2005
2:50 pm
2.45 pm - Food bowl still empty. Life still meaningless.
Having recently heard of the work of Pavlov, I'm doing some research on my own. I'm trying to condition Mum so that when I start drooling, she feeds me. So far the results are pretty good, although sometimes it's still several hours between the dribbling and the feeding. I'm hoping to improve that time.

Current Mood: thoughtful
Tuesday, April 19th, 2005
9:09 pm
She's back!

And she's forgiven now. She's never ever going away again. Ever. *glares at everyone in LJ land*. I am employing the tried and true "sit on Mum so she can't move" technique to ensure her continued presence at home.



Current Mood: happy
Wednesday, March 16th, 2005
2:17 pm
Webtests are dumb
I just did a webtest and it told me I was a crocodile. But then I did another one and it told me I was a cat. I'd still prefer to be a cushion, except for the being sat on bit.

Current Mood: confused
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